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I Eat Dirt Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Funny Gift for Gardeners, Nature Lovers, Casual Wear, Birthday Gift, Cozy Sweatshirt

I Eat Dirt Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Funny Gift for Gardeners, Nature Lovers, Casual Wear, Birthday Gift, Cozy Sweatshirt

$55.16

For the gardener, the plant lover, and anyone who knows that dirt isn’t just for the ground—it’s a lifestyle. This “I Eat Dirt” hoodie is the perfect way to show off your love for all things earthy, messy, and green-thumbed, with a humorous twist that’s sure to make fellow gardeners smile. Made from soft, cozy fabric, this dark brown hoodie is as comfy as it is hilarious. Whether you're digging in the garden, exploring the great outdoors, or just sipping on coffee while daydreaming about your next planting project, this hoodie will keep you warm and in good spirits. Whether you’re getting your hands dirty in the garden, working in the yard, or just want to show off your love of nature in the most hilarious way possible, this hoodie is your perfect match. So go ahead—wear it proudly and say it loud: “I Eat Dirt!”

Product features

- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.

- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit.

- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.

- Durable fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for comfort and resilience.

- Available custom embroidery options for a personal touch.

Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your gear ready for every roam, treat it with a little care. A gentle wash and thoughtful storage go a long way in preserving the rugged charm and lasting strength of your favorites. Check the care instructions tucked in with each piece — they’re made to help your gear stand the test of trail and time.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

We’re committed to getting your gear packed and on the trail quickly, working hard so your order reaches you without delay. Need to turn back or swap something out? Just give us a shout — we’ve got you covered.

Embracing Life Off the Beaten Path

Every piece at Wandering Spur Outfitters is crafted to echo the quiet beauty of the wild and the grit of the western spirit. Our products are designed to fit naturally into your journey — adding character, comfort, and purpose to wherever the trail takes you. We aim to bring a sense of freedom, balance, and adventure to everyday life.

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